Michal: Oh Bronka! I’m so miserable! Alice doesn’t want to go out with me. Helen: Oh sorry, Michal. Am I interrupting something here? Michal: No, no, I’m just pouring my heart out to Bronka. Helen: Oh yeah, I found out that Alice gave you a knock-back but it’s not the end of the world. There […]
Helen: Hello? Alice: Hi Helen. Helen: What’s up Alice? Alice: It’s so quiet at work I thought I’d give you a ring. A little bird told me that the landlord is your dad! Helen: How did you find out? Alice: Never mind about that. Why have you been keeping it a secret for so long? […]
Tim: Can I help you madam? Customer: I’m looking for a man’s watch. Tim: Well we have a sumptuous selection here: sports, evening, everyday watches. Do you see anything you like? Customer: Oh, I rather like that one. Tim: Impeccable taste, madam. Now, just take it over to the cash till there and they’ll wrap […]
Tim: So how was the cinema for you two love birds? Alice: How many times do I have to say this – that wasn’t a date! Tim: Whoa, easy tiger! Hey this’ll put a smile on your face. Guess who our landlord is? Alice: How should I know? We give the money to Helen and […]
Michal: Well that rom-com was much better than I expected. It was really romantic. Thank you. Alice: Oh, it was my pleasure. Michal: Would you like to do it again – go out on another date with me? Alice: Another date? Michal, that wasn’t a date we were on there. Michal: It wasn’t? Oh, I […]
Helen: Hi, dad it’s Helen Dad: Hello my dear, how are you? Helen: Studying hard as ever, dad. Can I ask you something as our landlord? Our lease says that we’re not allowed animals in the flat. Well, is there a way that we could get around that? You see, Alice found this kitten and […]
Alice: Oh, what do you fancy seeing? There’s Must Love Dogs – a rom-com. Oh I love romantic comedies, don’t you? Pride and Prejudice is on – I adore period dramas. You know all those fine ladies and gents from ages ago, long dresses and grand houses. What kind of films do you like – action, adventure, musicals? Michal: […]
Michal: I’m going to see a film tonight. Will anyone like to come with me? Alice: Oh I’d love to Michal but I have to iron all these shirts for Tim. Helen: Look, why don’t you go with Michal and I’ll iron the shirts? Michal: Oh Helen, that’s so kind of you. Alice: But don’t […]
Alice: Hi Michal! Look what I found in a box, near the rubbish bins outside the hospital. Can you believe someone wanted to throw her away! Isn’t she adorable? Michal: What are you going to call her? How about Bronka? That’s a good Polish name. Alice: Mm, I think she looks more like a Co-Co…Oh, […]
Helen: Oh no, it’s that time of the month again – time to pay the rent. Tim: Comes round fast enough, doesn’t it? Alice: Yeah and I’m so broke just now. I don’t know where my money goes. Tim: You need to tighten your belt Alice. Well, I’m fairly flush this month, want me to […]