An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Bessie looks him over, “Nope.” Frustrated, […]
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she […]
A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.” “There’s a what?” “A monster. And he’s hidden in mummy’s wardrobe.” So the man went upstairs, found his wife in bed and opened the wardrobe door. Inside, his oldest friend tried vainly to […]
“Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine…”
A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And the woman replied, ‘Yes, go on tell me.’ So the husband told her. ‘I had a dream that you left me after 20 years of being married.’ So […]
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance. “You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to […]
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks “What’s that mum?” His mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally she came up with the following, “That’s where your dad accidentially hit me with […]
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and […]
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said, “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, Joe’s dad took him aside, “Son, I have to talk with you.. […]