Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?” “Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for […]
Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not – don’t you like being married? Man: Of course I do. Woman: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? Man: Okay, I’d get married again. Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Man: (makes audible […]
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another […]
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight”, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his […]
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, […]
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s fine. But, the dog died.