Michal: Hello, I’ve been sent to take you. Dad: I can’t get a minute’s peace around here! Michal: No wonders you love it here, your garden’s beautiful. Dad: Thank you Michal. Just my luck though, neither Helen nor her mother has green fingers. Michal: I love gardening! Dad: I knew I liked you for a […]
Michal: Helen, this place is enormous! Helen: It’s just a house, don’t get so overexcited by it. And promise me you won’t treat me differently after this visit. Mum: Hello! Just drop your bags anywhere dears. Michal, will you get daddy in from the garden? Then we’ll all have a nice cup of Chinese tea […]
Michal: Morning everyone. What a great barbeque yesterday! Coffee and biscuits Alice? Alice: Oh no, I feel dreadful. I was throwing up all night long! Tim: One too many cocktails? Alice: No! I hardly touched a drop. One minute I was having a ball … Helen: Getting chatted up more like! Alice: Yeah, I saw […]
Alice: It’s nice to be back but I do miss the excitement of the World Cup. I’m bored! Helen: Oh thanks very much! Alice: I didn’t mean you! I just mean it’s a bit hard to come back to reality that’s all. Tim: Who says we have to? Why don’t we do something to cheer […]
crew 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to London. Please wait until the aircraft has come to a complete standstill before unfastening your seatbelts. We would like to remind you that mobile phones must remain completely switched off until the seatbelt sign has been turned off. Please remember that you can only smoke in designated areas […]
Episode 49: The quarter-finals Tim: England are out! We lost on penalties again! Alice: I’m gutted! I blame Rooney. Tim: He didn’t do nuffink! Alice: How can you say that? We all saw what he did. The ref had to send him off. Tim: I still say we was robbed. The ref was far too free […]
John: Oh Helen! Fancy bumping into you at Wimbledon! Helen: And I was having such a nice time too. John: Bet you’re here on one of those cheap afternoon tickets, aren’t you? Helen: Yeah but for a fiver they’re such a bargain. John: I wouldn’t know. I’ve been here all day – in the Centre […]
Helen: Hello? Alice: Guten morgen! Hi Helen, it’s Alice. Helen: Hey, how are you? What’s Germany like? Are you having fun? Alice: I’m fine, it’s fab and yes, yes, yes! How are things back home? Helen: Great. We’ve just come back from Brighton and Michal was a complete star! Alice: Oh how so? Helen: Well […]
Michal: I’m so glad we decided to come to Brighton! Helen: Yeah, so much better than going to the poxy World Cup in Germany. Michal: Let’s sit here on the beach. What a perfect spot for an ice-cream! Helen: Oh, look at that guy over there. He looks nice …tall and handsome. Michal: Ahem, I […]
Tim: Hurry up Alice! Alice: I’m going as fast as I can. Tim: The plane’s going to take off without us at this rate. You’ve not even finished packing yet! Alice: Don’t hassle me! I couldn’t just walk out in the middle of an emergency. I’m a nurse. These things happen. I got here as […]