Alice: Look Paul, we’ve been seeing each other for quite a while, and I think we’ve been getting on well together… Paul: I think so too! Alice: Paul, there’s something I want to ask you, and even though I’m afraid of the answer, I really need to know the truth. Paul, are you seeing anybody […]
Alice’s mum: Alice, you sound dreadful – what’s the matter? Alice: Oh nothing Mum. Alice’s mum: Doesn’t sound like nothing to me Alice. Alice: Mum, you can’t do anything to help. Alice’s mum: Maybe not Alice, but you might feel better if you talk about it. Alice: Ok, well, I had a date with Paul […]
Alice: This is a lovely painting. Paul: Isn’t it? Let’s find out about it. Excuse me! Guide: Ooh, hello there, can I help you? Alice: Could you tell us a little about this one please? Guide: Ooh, by all means. this beautiful picture is several hundred years old. In this period, paintings would often be […]
Helen: Hey guys, do you think the cat’s okay? Alice: The cat? Seems fine to me. Why? Helen: I think we should take her to the vet. She doesn’t seem right. Alice: She’s fine. Helen: No, she’s not! You guys never listen to me. Tim, can you take her to the vet? Tim: I’m sorry […]
Tim: Hey Helen, guess who just called? Helen: Oh no, was it Michal? Tim: Yes, you just missed him! Helen: Oh, no! Tim: He said to send you his love. Why don’t you call him back? Helen: No. He said he needed some space, so I’ve got to give him some space. But I wish […]
Janet: And how’s my favourite shop assistant today? Tim: Oh! Good morning, Janet! It’s assistant manager actually. Janet: So sorry, darling, assistant manager. Now, I do hope you can help me. I’m looking for a very special gift for a very special person. Tim: I’m sure we can help you there madam. Is it for […]
Boss: Come in. Ah, Tim, how can I help? Tim: Erm, well, I think you should read this letter from the watch repairers. Boss: Oh yes, let me see it. hmm, well, I imagine someone in their office must have made a mistake. Tim: Perhaps, but this isn’t the first time this has happened. Boss: […]
Alice: Hi Tim. What are you reading, or is it private? Tim: Oh, nothing. Alice: Sure it’s not a love letter? Tim: I’m sure! In fact, it’s a bit strange. Remember I had to return that customer’s watch? Alice: Mmmm? Tim: Well, listen to their reply. ‘As the watch you have returned is not genuine, […]
Tim: Well cousin Michal, this is goodbye. Alice: You’ve been a great friend to us all and a great flatmate too. Michal: Thanks you guys. Tim: Bye Michal and give my love to Uncle Kazimierz. Michal: Yeah, I will. Tim: Alice, I think we should leave these two alone. Helen: Oh Michal, it seems like […]
Alice: This is a lovely restaurant Paul. Paul: Yes, it’s one of my favourites. Would you like dessert? Alice: Well… the chocolate cake looks very tempting. Paul: Then you must try some. And we must do this again. I’ve really enjoyed your company today. Alice, would you be able to join me for dinner next […]