Police 1: Could you just sign here please? Tim: Yeah, sure. Can I do anything else to help? Police 1: I think we have everything we need. We’ve been watching your boss, I mean, your ex-boss, for some time, and we’ve long suspected that he was involved in a counterfeiting ring. With the statement you’ve […]
Tim: Where do you want this bag, Khalid? Helen: Khalid, what shall I do with these books? Khalid: Just put everything over there, next to the door, thanks. Alice: Tea’s ready, everyone! Tim: Ooh, lovely. Come on, Khalid, tea’s up! Khalid: Mmm, thanks Alice. And thanks Tim and Helen for giving me a hand with […]
Tim: I won’t do it! You swapped the real watches for the fake ones and now you’re trying to wriggle out of it. Boss: Tim, you’re making some very serious allegations. Do you actually have any hard evidence? Tim: Well, I bet the police do. I bet it’s only a matter of time before you’re […]
Boss: Would you like to hear it? You’ll like it, I promise! Tim: I’m listening… Boss: Look Tim, my little plan could get us both out of quite a tight spot. It’s quite simple really, you just say that you noticed the watch boxes had been tampered with when you accepted the delivery from the […]
Boss: Look Tim, it looks like we’re in a bit of hot water here. Tim: We? You mean you’re in hot water. I haven’t done anything. This is your problem: you’ve made your bed, and now you have to lie in it. Boss: Now that’s not quite true, is it Tim? You’re in charge of […]
Paul: I’m pleased everything’s out in the open now Alice. I didn’t like hiding things from you. Alice: You should have told me right from the word go, Paul. It was the way I found out that made me so upset. Paul: I know Alice, and I’m sorry. But things are going to be very […]
Police 1: So sir: a number of fake watches have been handed in to us over the last few months, and almost all of them have been traced to this establishment. Can you explain this? Tim: Err, I’m not sure. We do use a reputable supplier. Police 1: Indeed. Your supplier wrote to you to […]
Police 1: You see sir, we’ve received a complaint from a Mr Hall about a gentleman’s watch that you sold to his wife just before Christmas. It would appear that the authenticity of the watch is in doubt. Tim: Oh – Oh, I see… Police 1: Would you mind answering a few questions for us? […]
Helen: Dad, Khalid likes the room, and he wants to move in, but he wants to know if you can knock a bit off the rent. Helen’s dad: Helen, you know I can’t allow it. Everybody has to pay the same. Helen: I know dad, but we put the advert in the Gazette for 2 […]
Helen: So that’s Tim’s room, the bathroom’s over there, and your bedroom is here. It’s got a desk and chair and all that, so you shouldn’t need any more furniture. Khalid: Ok, that looks ok. erm, what do you guys do about housework? Alice: Everybody kind of chips in, don’t they Tim? Tim: Yes, Alice, […]