Episode 101: Smoking in the loo

Tim:	Hurry up in there.
Khalid:	I’ll be out in a minute.
Tim:	Oh, it stinks in here. Khalid, have you been smoking?
Khalid:	Yeah but just a quick puff.
Tim:	It doesn’t matter how tiny it is, you can’t smoke here.
Khalid:	Why not? It’s not as if I’m smoking in the kitchen or the sitting room where is everyone.
Tim:	Rules is rules mate. Cigarettes aren’t allowed and that’s that.
Khalid:	It’s just cos you haven’t got a job, you’re hanging around the house spying on me.
Tim:	I’m not. I’m just trying to save you the grief of the health lecture from Nurse Alice!
Khalid:	Thanks Tim. I’ll put the kettle on for us both, OK?