Season Ticket

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

Suddenly, she burst out laughing.“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”

“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?” “Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” Sarah said.

“Tell me why not.” “Season’s more than half over,” he said.