The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she had brought the children […]
An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard of hearing. The doctor replied, “If she won’t come in for a hearing test, you could try talking to her when you get home. If you get no response, […]
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can’t tell which is which. He finally narrows it […]
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says, “Get gas and free sex here”. So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay. “Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free sex.” said the cashier. “Uh, okay, 3!” the man replied. […]
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?” “Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for […]
Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not – don’t you like being married? Man: Of course I do. Woman: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? Man: Okay, I’d get married again. Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Man: (makes audible […]
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another […]
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight”, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his […]
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, […]
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!