Episode 48: Strawberries and cream

John:	Oh Helen! Fancy bumping into you at Wimbledon!
Helen:	And I was having such a nice time too.
John:	Bet you’re here on one of those cheap afternoon tickets, aren’t you?
Helen:	Yeah but for a fiver they’re such a bargain.
John:	I wouldn’t know. I’ve been here all day – in the Centre Court posh seats – not much change from fifty quid. Well, I won’t keep you. I need to get on with my horrendously expensive strawberries and cream before they get warm.
Helen:	Oh, look out!
John:	Arrghh! I’m covered in strawberries and cream!
Man:	I’m so sorry, I wasn’t looking where I was going.
Helen:	Look on the bright side John. At least with all that red and white, you look …