Episode 135: A mobile mystery

Alice:	So how was it?
Khalid:	I can’t quite believe I’m saying this but it actually wasn’t that bad!
Alice:	Really? That dentist must have been something special. Oh, sorry Khalid, excuse me. Oh it’s Paul. Hello darling. Haven’t heard from you in ages. What have you been up to?
Woman:	Who am I speaking to?
Alice:	I beg your pardon? Who am I? Who are you, more like it?
Woman:	No, I asked you first.
Alice:	No, you phoned me. So you must know who I am but I don’t know who you are. You’re calling from Dr Paul Laver’s phone. Have you stolen it?
Woman:	If there’s any stealing going on, it’s you who’s doing it.
Alice:	What are you talking about?
Woman:	Home wrecker, husband stealer!
Alice:	Mrs Laver? Lucy?