A Small Boy is Sent to Bed

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”

“No. You had your chance. Lights out!”

Five minutes later: “Da-aaad…”

“What??”

“I’m thirsty… Can I have a drink of water??”

“I told you no! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”

Five minutes later: “Daaaa-aaaaad…”

“What??!!”

“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”