Boss: Come in. Ah, Tim, how can I help? Tim: Erm, well, I think you should read this letter from the watch repairers. Boss: Oh yes, let me see it. hmm, well, I imagine someone in their office must have made a mistake. Tim: Perhaps, but this isn’t the first time this has happened. Boss: […]
Alice: Hi Tim. What are you reading, or is it private? Tim: Oh, nothing. Alice: Sure it’s not a love letter? Tim: I’m sure! In fact, it’s a bit strange. Remember I had to return that customer’s watch? Alice: Mmmm? Tim: Well, listen to their reply. ‘As the watch you have returned is not genuine, […]
Tim: Well cousin Michal, this is goodbye. Alice: You’ve been a great friend to us all and a great flatmate too. Michal: Thanks you guys. Tim: Bye Michal and give my love to Uncle Kazimierz. Michal: Yeah, I will. Tim: Alice, I think we should leave these two alone. Helen: Oh Michal, it seems like […]
Alice: This is a lovely restaurant Paul. Paul: Yes, it’s one of my favourites. Would you like dessert? Alice: Well… the chocolate cake looks very tempting. Paul: Then you must try some. And we must do this again. I’ve really enjoyed your company today. Alice, would you be able to join me for dinner next […]
Helen: Hi Michal, what are you doing on the computer? Let’s see. One ticket to Poland! Michal, what’s going on? Michal: Helen, we have to talk about everything! We need to talk about love, commitment, family and about dads. Helen: Dad? What did he say to you in the garden? You’ve been acting all funny […]
Michal: What if it’s her? Tim: You’ve got to talk to her. Michal: Hello? Dad: Michal? It’s dad. Michal: Oh dzien dobry tatus. Dad: No, no, no you’re in England, let’s talk English. It’s good for both of us to practise. Michal: OK. So, how are you? Dad: Not great. Michal: What’s wrong? Dad: Oh, […]
Michal: Tim, can I talk to you? Tim: Sure, what’s on your mind? Michal: It’s about Helen and her family. Tim: Yeah, how was that visit you had to her folks’ place? Michal: It was difficult. Tim: Why? Michal: Well, I thought Helen and I were just having some fun, you know, nothing too serious. […]
Tim: How can I help you sir? Customer: It’s about this watch. Tim: What seems to be the problem? Customer: The alarm doesn’t work and the strap leaves a green mark on my wrist when I take it off. Tim: Have you worn the watch in the shower perhaps sir? Customer: No and I only […]
Dr. Laver: I had a lovely time at the barbecue, although I drank too much wine. I had a terrible hangover. Alice: Did you? I just wish I hadn’t had that salmon, especially as I’d already had enough food. I was just being greedy. Dr. Laver: Oh well, not to worry, you’ll be alright soon. […]
Dr. Kelly: So, what’s the matter? Alice: Well, I’ve been feeling ill ever since a barbecue a few days ago. My stomach’s still upset, and I feel dizzy. Dr. Kelly: I see. Any other symptoms? Alice: Erm, I’ve got a bit of a temperature. Dr Kelly: Well, it isn’t anything serious, probably just food poisoning… […]