After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counsellor’s office, the […]
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I […]
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and […]
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she had brought the children […]
An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard of hearing. The doctor replied, “If she won’t come in for a hearing test, you could try talking to her when you get home. If you get no response, […]
Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not – don’t you like being married? Man: Of course I do. Woman: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? Man: Okay, I’d get married again. Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Man: (makes audible […]
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight”, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his […]
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, […]
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s fine. But, the dog died.